Since I wasn't able to watch the VMAs with my usual crowd ... and by usual crowd I mean of course my friends that allow me to make comments throughout the whole thing -- I will instead do it on here! Suck it up, if you don't want to read them, move along.

1) Lady Gaga is a lot shorter than I thought, amazing what heels will do

2) 'Lil Wayne -- stop skateboarding - you're black' HAHAHAHA classic.

3) I still think Jonah Hill is funny and furthermore, I'd still be all over that. Except now he's in shape and so would 10 million other girls -- but just a heads up Jonah -- I woulda been on that pre lifestyle change -- jusss sayin.

4) Niki Minaj -- What in the...

5) Is Jessie J in a cast? And is it bedazzled?

6) Miley -- What is that dress? You look 75. In 1940. And not in the good way.

7) Beavis and Butthead's return will be interesting....do you think they'll modernize it?

8) Jessie J looks like Ginnifer Goodwin -- no seriously -- to the point that I think they're the same person.

9) Ugh Nirvana mentions -- 2 so far, 'nuff said.

10) Chris Brown < Peter Pan

11) "He's my boy" - Justin Bieber about Chris Brown ... watch out Selena Gomez...

12) Gaga, Britney, Beyonce all at once? Oh goodness almost can't even handle it.

13) Yep, still love Beyonce even IF I am not a huge fan of the latest album.

14) Ugh another one.

15) WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?! I blame Dan and Jeff for lacking in keeping me updated on music that I am COMPLETELY boggled as to who these new artists are. With the exception of Wiz Khalifa (ih) and Foster the People.

16) I LOVE that Lady Gaga didn't break character. Having once dressed in drag myself, it's a blast. Haha so awesome.

Wellp that's all I got because I didn't remember to record it beyond scheduled time so it cut off. Blast it! Oh well. Pretty decent I must say.

Moon Man,
Em