This, kiddos, will be short and sweet.
Because I've had a bit to drink.
Because typing and spelling correctly is hard.
The people who hate reality television... are people who can't admit the life they live.
Jersey Shore, Real World, don't deny it... these people exist in your life. The only difference is, their versions have been condensed to fit a season. These people carry it out your entire friendship. Think about it. I could elaborate if you want me to. And I will win.
MTV knows,
Em
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Make Me Lose My Breath
So I am sitting here watching It's Complicated with Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin. And I am watching it because I really love Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, and because I was told by many people how hilarious it is.
And it is. I am laughing.
However, that being said, the character Jane Adler always seem to be out of breath. Like I don't kknow if it's because she's under a lot of stress, or excitement, or if there is a breathing issue. But everyone knows I have breathing issues, like if I see someone take a deep breath, I have to take a deep breath and sometimes I have to take deep breaths to make sure I still can... I digress.
The point is... I just don't know how to handle characters that are always out of breath. I feel like I have anxiety. You just want to shout "STOP. BREATHE. Now go..."
In other news, I teared up during the season finale of Awkward. Talk about your awkward... I feel completely embarrassed by that.
Take a deep breath and count to 10,
Em
And it is. I am laughing.
However, that being said, the character Jane Adler always seem to be out of breath. Like I don't kknow if it's because she's under a lot of stress, or excitement, or if there is a breathing issue. But everyone knows I have breathing issues, like if I see someone take a deep breath, I have to take a deep breath and sometimes I have to take deep breaths to make sure I still can... I digress.
The point is... I just don't know how to handle characters that are always out of breath. I feel like I have anxiety. You just want to shout "STOP. BREATHE. Now go..."
In other news, I teared up during the season finale of Awkward. Talk about your awkward... I feel completely embarrassed by that.
Take a deep breath and count to 10,
Em
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
BIRTHDAY MONTH!
Oh yeah baby! The best 2 months are ahead. September -- Husker football, my birthday, great weather. October -- more Husker football, continuous great weather, Branson camping and Halloween. Not to mention, Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Octoberfest, Apple Cider. Oh gosh, I could go on.
Right now I currently am undergoing a toothache, or jaw ache of some sort. And it's really getting to me. I think I might have to go get some oragel or whatever that stuff is.
I think my biggest fear is that it is a tooth issue and I am going to have to get it pulled or something like that. And then I fear that I am going to lose all of my teeth. Like they're all going to fall out. It's probably because I haven't been to a dentist in years, but now I don't want to go due to anxiety that they're going to be like -- your mouth is a mess and we're taking out all of your teeth. EEK!
I'm watching Made right now. The Made coach is super hot. And that's kind of the only reason why I'm watching the episode. That's sad.
Alright I can't even think clearly right now, I need to look up solutions for this tooth issue.
Two thirty,
Em
Right now I currently am undergoing a toothache, or jaw ache of some sort. And it's really getting to me. I think I might have to go get some oragel or whatever that stuff is.
I think my biggest fear is that it is a tooth issue and I am going to have to get it pulled or something like that. And then I fear that I am going to lose all of my teeth. Like they're all going to fall out. It's probably because I haven't been to a dentist in years, but now I don't want to go due to anxiety that they're going to be like -- your mouth is a mess and we're taking out all of your teeth. EEK!
I'm watching Made right now. The Made coach is super hot. And that's kind of the only reason why I'm watching the episode. That's sad.
Alright I can't even think clearly right now, I need to look up solutions for this tooth issue.
Two thirty,
Em
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